At some point a few years back in Ireland, some entrepreneurial bar owner thought that it would be clever to roll up a fork and a knife in a paper napkin ready to be handed to a customer when they ordered food. No doubt in his mind he thought this was a great time saving idea, because it could be done during quieter parts of the day and it all looked very neat.

Well here’s the thing. A napkin is supposed to be used to wipe your mouth and fingers after eating. Do I really want to be putting a napkin to my face that has been rolled by grubby fingers and in some cases dipped in water so that the tip of theĀ  corner stocks to the rest of the napkin so that it doesn’t uncurl?

I certainly don’t. And have you ever seen what this napkin looks like when you have prised the cutlery from it? It looks like those paper fans you used to make as a child and nothing like anything I want to put near my face.

Why not place a simple napkin folded in half on my table? It surely takes the same time if not less?

The rolled cutlery is surely a solution to a problem that never existed.